Once again and for no particular reason, Kenyans on Twitter decided to trend a new hashtag.
#ThingsNotToDoinTheFriendzone took over the timelines for the better part of the day. In a nutshell, single tweeps were sharing advice on how to get themselves out of that dreaded zone.
Here’s the best.
#ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone Say that her cooking is bad pic.twitter.com/ndy4v98sG9
— Xtian Dela (@xtiandela) August 25, 2016
She just friend zoned you and the next thing you hear is her fighting with her #ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone pic.twitter.com/BJdOYW1dfS
— Brayo BulletHead (@BulletheadBrayo) August 25, 2016
When your friends finally decide to pull you out of the friend zone #ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone pic.twitter.com/oAlEkKjiLD
— STEFAN MUTINDA (@Lovekidd_) August 25, 2016
#ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone Say you want a good man when you have Friendzoned the good guys pic.twitter.com/fbEPP9IDjC
— Johnstone Vusena™ (@johnstonevusena) August 25, 2016
Friend zoned…..now movie zoned
#ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone pic.twitter.com/KmwkZtGxSK
— AVIATY GROUP (@BobbinChuchumax) August 25, 2016
This guy owns the TITLE DEED for friendszone #ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone pic.twitter.com/qPdDlCK5Li
— Mutai Raibuni (@TheIronDome1) August 25, 2016
Its the 3rd most populated place on earth #ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone pic.twitter.com/571Ogb9Jxz
— Mutai Raibuni (@TheIronDome1) August 25, 2016
Whatever Wenger is doing is one of the #ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone
pic.twitter.com/DvXChqg7n6
— Mars Fifi (@MercyPheona) August 25, 2016
#ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone
Take her for expensive dates.
She'll be like "thanks bro" pic.twitter.com/veAGawWCgz— Jamlick (@gyamlic_challoh) August 25, 2016
#ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone accept your status as explained below!
@yahboiselfie pic.twitter.com/LRpbfCcImE
— Lagaless™ (@lagaless) August 25, 2016
#ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone don't try ask for sandwich. pic.twitter.com/fNuOW4SlEe
— Machuka Yule Mmoja (@Machukah) August 25, 2016
Ata kama ni friend zone,this too much
#ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone pic.twitter.com/hq6r1NPjSn
— Giddy Loftus (@ItsLoftus) August 25, 2016
Friendzone is like having a smartphone with no airtime. You can try all U want, but ur msg wont be delivered
#ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone
— Machuka Yule Mmoja (@Machukah) August 25, 2016
#ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone don't hug her tightly,don't compliment her when she's looking good,just seat there n act like her father
— Deco Diamond (@deco_diamond) August 25, 2016
I have this EX who is a shopkeeper, Every time i feel like spoiling her moods, i just go there to buy COMDOMS #ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone
— August 29TH (@mmobara) August 25, 2016
#ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone if a girl comes to you after a fight with her bf,you not even in the friendzone bruh you a VILLAGE ELDER
— Buca (@d_bucah) August 25, 2016
Asking her how she's feeling when you know she's feeling her boyfriend #ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone
— Yah Boi Selfie (@yahboiselfie) August 25, 2016
Asking her out for a candle light dinner late at night #ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone pic.twitter.com/BpS2TiMJJA
— Whitney_Waithera (@swaithera198) August 25, 2016
Don't buy her anything, it's not your job☺ #ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone pic.twitter.com/b1N20Oaxbq
— Jina Kubwa (@Deno_Karani) August 25, 2016
#ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone Goodbye Friend Zone pic.twitter.com/BBArUWcth5
— Johnstone Vusena™ (@johnstonevusena) August 25, 2016
Me: Guys meet my bae
Her: Bro you funny
Guys: #ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone pic.twitter.com/O5kQFlYLNt— Yah Boi Selfie (@yahboiselfie) August 25, 2016
When she tweets I'm lonely af #ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone pic.twitter.com/8A7SSXylam
— Yah Boi Selfie (@yahboiselfie) August 25, 2016
#ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone if she tells you how his BF bangs her really good and how they spent a romantic wkend my friend get a life.
— Lord Of Winterfell (@CK_Gilbert) August 25, 2016
#ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone this one nailed it! @clement_maina @mmobara @xtiandela pic.twitter.com/GuBIonUKV2
— The Brand I Know (@TheBrandIKnow) August 25, 2016
#ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone pic.twitter.com/bMB942F3UU
— Enoch militia (@Osebe_alfayeed) August 25, 2016
#ThingsNotToDoInTheFriendzone this is a fact haha lol pic.twitter.com/nsJAVC1SHm
— Hassan Ha-g (@HassanHag1) August 25, 2016
Source: Nairobi Wire