#100WaysToBeKenyan Two potential gold medalists having a stroll in town. pic.twitter.com/mFhJuLdYdF

— KING MKENYA (@kingmkenya) September 7, 2016

MUM: What are you going to do today?

ME: Nothing

MUM: But you did nothing yesterday

ME: I didn't finish#100WaysToBeKenyan

— Machuka Wyclife (@Machukah) September 7, 2016

#100WaysToBeKenyan
Bargain price of a product from ksh1000 to ksh300 and then you handover ksh1000 to the shopkeeper

— Cy Murray (@cy_murray) September 7, 2016

In Kenya today, the phrase 'I LOVE YOU' is a mathematical function where I LOVE is constant and YOU is a variable, #100WaysToBeKenyan

— gustavo (@derrickombori) September 7, 2016

#100WaysToBeKenyan STOOOOP!! pic.twitter.com/6cXP0lZSmr

— MissCarolleKay (@MissCarolleKay) September 7, 2016

Most Kenyan households have a large plastic bag hanged somewhere in the kitchen, that consists of all other plastic bags#100WaysToBeKenyan

— [Gru] ⚫ (@iAmGrux) September 7, 2016

Set aside some utensils for visitors only #100WaysToBeKenyan

— IG: @_mckenziegram (@Thee_McKenzie) September 7, 2016

Replying to messages like this #100WaysToBeKenyan pic.twitter.com/SE4BugZ3Ft

— Mahat Mabhangi (@mmwondi) September 7, 2016

#100WaysToBeKenyan you invite a lady for a date on a call and you be like "uko tao?"

— ColKon (@colkon) September 7, 2016

#100WaysToBeKenyan you got to be an entrepreneur. You gotta make ends meet whichever way.u must have plan B pic.twitter.com/Y4pJXSnowm

— norbert kneller (@NorbertKneller) September 7, 2016

Few days to elections, political aspirants fixing burst pipes just in the name of votes #100WaysToBeKenyan pic.twitter.com/4ebgx5PU7I

— LUHYA BLOGGER (@lusimba_edwin) September 7, 2016

Respond to everyone's story with 'Eiish!' #100WaysToBeKenyan

— Sammroi (@sammroi) September 7, 2016

#100WaysToBeKenyan you must onow this proverb pic.twitter.com/TvFToVAcJP

— Dan Songa Otieno (@dansonga) September 7, 2016

Compliment something good by saying "mbaya sana" #100WaysToBeKenyan

— Sammroi (@sammroi) September 7, 2016

Its in Kenya where ladies can match their handbags with their shoes but they can't match their babies with their fathers#100WaysToBeKenyan

— Victor Mochere (@VictorMochere) September 7, 2016

Welcome to Kenya where policemen take free lifts but end up asking for a bribe when they alight.#100WaysToBeKenyan

— Victor Mochere (@VictorMochere) September 7, 2016

Hire a limo for ur wedding & dont fill the tank.Weka mafuta ya 200 bob & b pulled upto the venue #100WaysToBeKenyan pic.twitter.com/WNvJEnVo0C

— Kenipedia™ (@KennStiffler) September 7, 2016

#100WaysToBeKenyan always saying MTU wetu even in a case where the person you are defending doesn't know if you exist

— Alex Ogeto (@OgetoAlex) September 7, 2016

#100WaysToBeKenyan always have an answer to every question whether stupid or not stupid pic.twitter.com/8BB8UbavDk

— Manuh (@manuhisme) September 7, 2016

#100WaysToBeKenyan start a speech with>> "Mine are just a few small remarks" 2Hrs later says >>> Kwa hayo machache!!!

— PowerOfShe (@sande_miss) September 7, 2016

#100WaysToBeKenyan When you're in town and you see people running. Don't ask questions. Just run pic.twitter.com/oHaVwQD3vO

— Gitz (@iGitz_) September 7, 2016

#100WaysToBekenyan Eat kachumbari on everything… Sausages, eggs, porridge, watermelon, tables, chairs…..

— Q (@Qitui_) September 7, 2016

#100WaysToBeKenyan If you're a lady, know how to cook Chapatis. Most Kenyan men love this. pic.twitter.com/MMusIBsfey

— Gitz (@iGitz_) September 7, 2016

Having a drawer full of paper bags #100WaysToBekenyan @iGitz_

— Elizah (@elizahkabue) September 7, 2016

#100WaysToBeKenyan : twist scenarios like this pic.twitter.com/4CpEhVy4b7

— Retweeter* (@cherynski) September 7, 2016

#100WaysToBeKenyan pic.twitter.com/eK4eTkJZgE

— Martin (@sironmartin) September 7, 2016

#100WaysToBeKenyan 100% Kenyan #KenyanHolidays pic.twitter.com/1Q8Xkqnc4B

— Xhandrew (@iam_wys_) September 7, 2016

#100WaysToBeKenyan Never let go your treasure.@Benogola @Wafunya @TheWigotGardens @kwskenya lets #protectourwildlif pic.twitter.com/GucFVHUv0V

— West Kenya Adventure (@AdventureKisumu) September 7, 2016

#100WaysToBeKenyan always have problem wth landlords pic.twitter.com/hJYHdAW1rO

— Hollykonvict (@Hollykonvict) September 7, 2016

#100WaysToBeKenyan
Mum: Who broke dis plate
Me: Ermmm…
Mum:just tell me I won't beat you
Me: It's me..
Mum: pic.twitter.com/5yEwjzaq0t

— Abdirisan Göõñër (@Abdirisan08) September 7, 2016

#100WaysToBeKenyan ~~ Surviving the exams. pic.twitter.com/hUAFWORH8H

— LAMECK MANANI BUNDI (@LameckManani) September 7, 2016

#100WaysToBeKenyan "Jaza tushike mzinga…" pic.twitter.com/fsMcsO5Bdn

— Enock The Geek ❄️ (@EnockTheGeek) September 7, 2016

When you rush to order Fanta at a party & Malt comes later on #100WaysToBeKenyan pic.twitter.com/ZrAMhSGTmI

— Mars Fifi (@MercyPheona) September 7, 2016

#100WaysToBeKenyan is when you call bae Mwende Mwikali and tell her to send proof of being in hospital,pale Kitui pic.twitter.com/Riq5AK39SN

— LAMECK MANANI BUNDI (@LameckManani) September 7, 2016

Don't force a man into going for an overnight kesha #100WaysToBeKenyan pic.twitter.com/VxkrMFv3Qr

— Motivational Quotes (@Sentshaddy) September 7, 2016

When you and your mom attends a function#100WaysToBeKenyan pic.twitter.com/DD9WL8xHkn

— David Mathai (@mainadavie65) September 7, 2016