#WhatSinglePeopleSay: The hardest things about beginning any new relationship has got to be learning how to fart quietly again

 

— Karuth ka mwangi (@IamKaruth) September 27, 2016

I am not ready to give up on the fun part of being single yet #WhatSinglePeopleSay

 

— JAY MLAMA MKENYA (@itsmlama) September 27, 2016

#WhatSinglePeopleSay Dating & Stress are …. pic.twitter.com/a2viSsUINA

 

— Rein (@Asamoh_) September 27, 2016

#WhatSinglePeopleSay my relationship is like an ipad, I dont have an ipad.

 

— HURON (@_Huron) September 27, 2016

a boyfriend would be nice but i am already in a committed relationship with alcohol and poor decision #WhatSinglePeopleSay

 

— daretodream (@PAULmai19370169) September 27, 2016

#WhatSinglePeopleSay I don’t care as long as am not answerable to no one pic.twitter.com/VIg99Q5A3j

 

— Petero (@PeterMwamboa) September 27, 2016

#WhatSinglePeopleSay Pizza will never ask for nudes

 

— Her♚Highness (@kanaliokusi) September 27, 2016

All men are dogs #WhatSinglePeopleSay

 

— Lord Silvance Abeta (@abeta_tweet) September 27, 2016

#WhatSinglePeopleSay Don’t pity me, because I am single. Respect me, because I know my worth.

 

— ★Ms.Kiyiekah♤ (@RawkinsLizzie) September 27, 2016

SIGNS #whatsinglepeoplesay pic.twitter.com/wVXKP0aTbl

 

— BABA MALCOM (@MtuPombe) September 27, 2016

Currently just focusing on my business, I want to be a free gal #WhatSinglePeopleSay

 

— Veryfried Kenyan (@mwarango) September 27, 2016

The beautiful ones are not yet born #WhatSinglePeopleSay

— TEDDY OTIENO (@teddyeugene) September 27, 2016

“… A man without a woman is a bachelor.. #WhatSinglePeopleSay
But a woman without a man is Genius @AdhizMoe @yahboiselfie

 

— Mars Fifi (@MercyPheona) September 27, 2016

Better 2 b alone & happy than b in a wrong relationship with someone who make u feel miserable & lonely @yahboiselfie #WhatSinglePeopleSay

 

— Mars Fifi (@MercyPheona) September 27, 2016

#WhatSinglePeopleSay Dating needs so much admin and i just don’t have the time. pic.twitter.com/X6rdnFyr5K

 

— Rtd. Colonel Mabhena (@Rtd_Colonel) September 27, 2016

Long as your Momma loves you, Don’t ever love a woman/man!! @yahboiselfie #WhatSinglePeopleSay

 

— KENYA’S FINEST (@augustiene_) September 27, 2016

Jesus has my heart #WhatSinglePeopleSay

 

— YahBoiSelfie (@yahboiselfie) September 27, 2016

I’m in arelationship with my right hand.If you know what I mean! #WhatSinglePeopleSay pic.twitter.com/p1A7IAvk8L

 

— Kenipedia™ (@KennStiffler) September 27, 2016

My heart is to delicate to burden it,with relationships #WhatSinglePeopleSay

 

— I.G @Juniour_ogada (@Juniour_ogada) September 27, 2016

#WhatSinglePeopleSay “I cant find the right one”, yet they keep dissing everyone in their DMs pic.twitter.com/6PWh3IW5ca

 

— Slim Shady. (@KossyDike) September 27, 2016

God’s time is the best time. #WhatSinglePeopleSay

 

— Lawd Mesut (@lawd_maestro) September 27, 2016

#WhatSinglePeopleSay I got my left hand + vaseline, I don’t need a girl @yahboiselfie

 

— antony (@ColombianKE) September 27, 2016

#WhatSinglePeopleSay “Why are all the good men/women taken?” you have been friendzoning yours all this time.. pic.twitter.com/70uLEZ9yzZ

 

— Shamim Kashwity (@MimiKashwity) September 27, 2016

#WhatSinglePeopleSay All men are dogs even their fathers.

 

— Slim Shady. (@KossyDike) September 27, 2016

#WhatSinglePeopleSay Jesus is the only man I can love pic.twitter.com/EV8TiVVKTk

 

— Slim Shady. (@KossyDike) September 27, 2016

#WhatSinglePeopleSay Food is bae

 

— Alela ♍ (@alela_lewi) September 27, 2016

#WhatSinglePeopleSay There’s nothing like a perfect relationship

 

— Slim Shady. (@KossyDike) September 27, 2016

Mimi si fisi
#WhatSinglePeopleSay

 

— Martin The Great. (@kariukimartin47) September 27, 2016

I love myself. That’s all the “love” I need #whatsinglepeoplesay

 

— K I C H U N A (@KichunaAtera) September 27, 2016

@AdhizMoe #WhatSinglePeopleSay
I’m not single.. I’m in a long term relationship with Action, Adventure and Fun @yahboiselfie

 

— Mars Fifi (@MercyPheona) September 27, 2016

#WhatSinglePeopleSay love is for romeo and juliet

 

— antony (@ColombianKE) September 27, 2016