Hilarious Meme Compilation (Tuesday September 27)
Another day, another compilation of funny memes. Check every day and spread the word.
Source: Nairobi Wire
Hilarious Memes From Twitter Trending Topic ‘Growing Up in an African Home’
Another day and another twitter trending topic! On Monday, twitter users were contributing to the topic ‘Growing Up in an African Home.’
We have compiled all the best memes below:
When you hear the car and remember you haven’t taken the chicken out of the freezer. #GrowingUpInAnAfricanHome pic.twitter.com/rR9lCAN26p
— the finesse kid (@DonMabika) September 26, 2016
#GrowingUpInAnAfricanHome people would squeeze our fingers & we laugh it off
pic.twitter.com/HDwhwmfXCm
— Arthur Musinguzi (@arthurtotally) September 26, 2016
#GrowingUpInAnAfricanHome there’s gotta be a picture of Jesus & Virgin Mary hanging on the wall somewhere in the house..
pic.twitter.com/2xDOrbr0u0
— Ⓚ.. (@iamkevoo) September 26, 2016
#GrowingUpInAnAfricanHome fam if you come home & you start your twanging nonsence , they’ll look at you like : pic.twitter.com/Rc4S3wCqQi
— A girl actually (@obakeeng__) September 26, 2016
When visitors come to your home and juice comes out of nowhere #GrowingUpInAnAfricanHome pic.twitter.com/JR85cQansf
— African President
(@iGitz_) September 26, 2016
#GrowingUpInAnAfricanHome was fun
pic.twitter.com/1olEzmC5DH
— Allie ✌️ (@govnar_ali) September 26, 2016
#GrowingUpInAnAfricanHome you get the chance to see things
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— Allie ✌️ (@govnar_ali) September 26, 2016
#GrowingUpInAnAfricanHome how your mother looked at you when you stared the visitor’s food pic.twitter.com/CMFRJh7dzB
— Joshua odawa (@Joshuaodawa) September 26, 2016
When you get home late, your parent be like ‘Go back to where you came from’ #GrowingUpInAnAfricanHome pic.twitter.com/KDwopxu1yD
— African President
You leave your food in the refrigerator and find its gone when you come back
#GrowingUpInAnAfricanHome pic.twitter.com/xtxFFiISOV
— Mahmud Said (@lawd_maestro) September 26, 2016
#GrowingUpInAnAfricanHome Girls Cooked like their Mothers but nowadays they Smoke like Their Fathers pic.twitter.com/tquwonVT4V
— MaPeSa KuRia, OGW. (@KuriaMapesa) September 26, 2016
This was a very big insult when I was a kidpic.twitter.com/2zA9X7ueUE
— Thapelo Mokono (@Thapy2) September 26, 2016
#GrowingUpInAnAfricanHome most of us used that all the time pic.twitter.com/QRKkUfYXJA
— EldoretTrendsetter
(@AllieAllans) September 26, 2016
Everything had to be covered with a cloth made by Grandma & inherited through generations #GrowingUpInAnAfricanHome pic.twitter.com/mtCwu24SJT
— Mahadam Gandhi (@AdamMaina_) September 26, 2016
#GrowingUpInAnAfricanHome Sarcasm was always the norm pic.twitter.com/3dBrVrP50Q
— Tash!
IG:ISHOBZ (@iTs_Hobz) September 26, 2016
When you report your Elder brother to your parents and he gets you alone in the house when the parents are gone. #GrowingUpInAnAfricanHome pic.twitter.com/j1kMdEfrJf
— Samwise Gamgee (@Sambannz) September 26, 2016
When you shared maize with siblings by counting lines #GrowingUpInAnAfricanHome pic.twitter.com/iQvMzZVcGH
— Abdirisan Göõñër (@Abdirisan08) September 26, 2016
#GrowingUpInAnAfricanHome reciting the shopping list to avoid forgetting was part of you pic.twitter.com/n4PC5kiWxR
— OneDown (@OneDownLIVE) September 26, 2016
Things we played
— Nako (@nakomoeng) September 26, 2016
The look your mum gave when a visitor asked u to help them finish their food & you agreed #GrowingUpInAnAfricanHome pic.twitter.com/PdnUe8wBgO
— LEAKEY NELSON (@ItsLeakeyNelson) September 26, 2016
Real African pedicure apparatus when #GrowingUpInAnAfricanHome pic.twitter.com/4rs56konVh
— Sam (@wagurasam) September 26, 2016
#GrowingUpInAnAfricanHome the floor at grandma’s was our king size pic.twitter.com/Tp24rQ9lCr
— Tumelo Tshabalala (@2mzaMospeising) September 26, 2016
#GrowingUpInAnAfricanHome life is so simple and sweet pic.twitter.com/TQC2h2BgK1
— Elly Oriko (@Eng_Oriko) September 26, 2016
#GrowingUpInAnAfricanHome you didn’t avoid baths cz u hated being clean twas cz you knew you were open to attacks pic.twitter.com/RymSx0rxQY
— Cunt-Troller (@Blaqk_X) September 26, 2016
Source: Nairobi Wire
Kisumu Man Spends Ksh500K on Three-Year-Old Son’S Birthday Party (PHOTOS)
A Kisumu man has shocked residents after organizing a two-day feast celebrate his three-year-old son’s birthday, to what has been rumored to have cost close to half a million Kenyan Shillings.
Daggy Owila, is seen in photos shared across the web in the company of the birthday boy, Rayan Owila, his wife, all dressed in African attire of Kitenge and two men holding traditional fly whisks.
The party also included traditional dancers with father and son seen in one of the pictures taking to the dance floor.
The three-year-old even had his own security detail at his party that looks to have taken from the state house.
Residents were shocked as they couldn’t fathom what the hell a man spends Ksh 500K Kenyan Shillings on his son’s birthday without feeling a pinch.
According to Lee Mwakinyi, who shared pictures of the birthday party on his Facebook page, the party was an invite-only event which started on Saturday and was expected to end on Sunday.
“Part Two of the biggest birthday party in Kisumu is about to begin. According to Daggy Owila, the father of the birthday boy Rayan, the whole event will cost him the small amount of slightly over 500K. Attendance by cards only. Dress code African attire,” he wrote in a post on Facebook.
Hope it was worth to spend Ksh 500K
The Boys father’s personal Facebook hints of his political ambition. An earlier post indicates that Mr. Owila intends to vie for a Member of County Assembly seat in Migosi, Kisumu County in next year’s General Election on an ODM ticket.
See some photos taken:
This is What Trey Songz Did on The Streets of Nairobi
American superstar Trey Songz was in the country last week for Coke Studio Africa.
The ‘Bottoms up’ singer appeared to be at ease in Nairobi, taking matatu rides and venturing out into the busy streets unlike most of his fellow international artists.
On Sunday, Trey Songz went out to the streets of Nairobi and bumped into a lonely street kid. He gave him Sh5000 and posted this photo on Facebook.
“This little dude was alone with his empty cup in busy downtown Nairobi and he just looked at me and smiled as we were walking.
I gave him the equivalent of like 50 dollars.
Then I asked him if I could take a picture with him.
Something about how big and beautiful his spirit was, while holding an empty cup put a lot of things in perspective for me. Overwhelmed with gratitude in these moments. Love my people so much”
He also posted this other photo..
“I’ve been going non stop since I touched down. Today I actually had the chance to get a little rest and actually took a stroll through town! I never post a lot of things at once but I’m about to lol! Also follow My photographer @MelDCole he’s caught some amazing moments while here. I’ve had an unforgettable experience and definitely will be back. Thanks to all the people who showed me love! I’m going to miss you Nairobi!!!”
Source: Nairobi Wire
Wavinya Meeting mourns death of her Nigerian husband Dolamu Henry Oduwole
Former Youth and Sports Assistant Minister Wavinya Ndeti is in mourning the death of her husband Dolamu Henry Oduwole.
The CCU party leader who also served as Kathiani MP announced on her social media that her husband died on Sunday morning at a Nairobi hospital where was rushed after his blood pressure shot up drastically.
The Nigerian had been in and out of the hospital for a while.
“I am deeply saddened to announce the demise of my beloved husband who passed on early this (Sunday) morning,” she wrote on her Twitter and Facebook accounts, ““He fought a good fight and as a family we pray that God will grant us strength to endure this devastating loss.”
She urged:
“God to grant my families in Kenya and Nigeria, our friends, partners and the people of Machakos a comforting hand during this trying time. Rest well my darling till we meet again.”
Machakos Governor Alfred Mutua and former Lands Cabinet Secretary Charity Ngilu were among leaders who condoled with the family.
Ngilu, who Wavinya has often described as her mentor in politics, mourned the late Oduwole as a “very humble and respectful man”.
“My sister and friend, Hon Wavinya Ndeti, kindly accept my condolences over the passing of your beloved husband and father of your children,” she said.
On his part, Mutua said the death of Oduwole was a big blow and pledged to stand with the family during the trying moment.
“May the Lord grant Hon Ndeti and her family the strength to bear the loss of her loving husband,” Mutua said in his statement.
Ndeti is eying the Machakos Gubernatorial seat.
2 Months Later, Lawyer Donald Kipkorir’s Range Rover is Still in the Showroom
About 2 months ago, city lawyer Donald Kipkorir took to social media to flaunt his new Range Rover Sport HSE 2016.
Fitted with custom number plates, ‘DBK 007’, the lawyer said he was the first in the county to own that particular model.
“RMA Motors, thanks for making me the first and only owner of this type of Range Rover Sport HSE 2016 model in Kenya: looking forward to collecting it,” he wrote on Twitter.
One Twitter user, ‘ @Makodingo, happened to visit RMA motors over the weekend and was surprised to find the car still in the showroom.
”Just wondering…does RMA provide parking for DBK or it was just chest thumping for nothing cos the car is still there?” he tweeted.
Well, I have to also co-ask because 2 months is a long time not to collect what is yours, yet he made everyone believe it was his. Was this simply a publicity stunt?
Source: Nairobi Wire
Chris Brown Set To Rock Mombasa Next Week, This is The Ticket Price
It has finally been confirmed that American Superstar Chris Brown will be coming to Kenya.
The RnB singer is scheduled to rock Mombasa on October 8, curtain-raised by Nigerian artist Wizkid.
Dubbed Mombasa Rocks Music Festival, the event is a twelve-hour outdoor music festival will open its doors at 2 pm on the 8th October, continuing with the festivities until 2 am the next day.
Asked why they’ve waited so close to the festival to make the big announcement, Alexadre Helaine, market manager Moet
Hennessy eastern Africa said:
“We wanted to make it a surprise for everyone, that is why we did not say anything before, until we were near the concert date.”
Moet Hennessy are the main sponsors.
Regular tickets are going for 10.000 shillings, but it will cost you Sh20,000 of a VIP ticket and Sh50,000 for a VVIP ticket.
Source: Nairobi Wire
Kibaki Makes 1st Public Appearance Since Returning from South Africa (PHOTOS)
Retired President Mwai Kibaki yesterday made his first public appearance since he was discharged from hospital.
Kibaki reportedly suffered a stroke a few weeks ago, which saw him admitted to a South African hospital. He made a silent return to the country and now appears to be in perfect health.
The former head of state attended the 12 o’clock mass at Consolata Shrine in Westlands yesterday. The presiding father asked the congregation to keep praying for him. Here are some photos.
Photos courtesy
Source: Nairobi Wire
Harun Mwau To Vie for Nairobi Governor Seat in 2017
Controversial billionaire businessman Harun Mwau has entered the already crowded Nairobi gubernatorial race.
Mwau has expressed interest in battling Kidero and Sonko on a Party of Independent Candidates of Kenya (PICK) ticket.
The former Kilome MP has been out in the political cold since 2013 when he lost the Makueni senatorial race to the late Mutula Kilonzo. He then again lost the by-election to Mutula Kilonzo Jnr.
Speaking to journalists on Saturday after a party retreat, PICK Secretary General Justus Amito and Youth Congress Chairman Jasiel Njau said Mwau has the blessings of the members to go for the county top seat.
“We are confirming that our party leader John Mwau will run for the Nairobi Governor’s seat. We have spoken to him and he will make the formal announcement next week,” said Amito.
“We have all agreed as youths to mobilize support for Mwau. He is an acclaimed businessman with a vast experience in both public service and politics. We endorse him because we know he has the ability to restore Nairobi back to its former glory,” Njau added.
The Secretary General made it clear that the party will not be aligned to either Cord or Jubilee.
“Our party members are free to decide who they wish to support for Presidency from any of the coalitions. But we shall field aspirants in all other leadership positions across the country,” he said.
Source: Nairobi Wire
These are Bishop Kiuna’s daughter photo of her and her husband that everybody is talking about
Vanessa Kiuna, the daughter of celebrity pastors, Bishop Allan Kiuna and Reverend Kathy Kiuna has stirred the internet with her new photo shoot.
The new mum along with her husband and child had a family photo shoot celebrating the bay. While that has become a common fad, it is their way of doing it that has attracted the attention.
In one of the elegantly done photos, Bishop Kiuna’s daughter, who is wrapped in a towel, exposes a bit too much flesh of her bosom area as she poses breastfeeding baby Nia Gizelle Kiuna Kovac.
See the pic:
Her husband Kovac who they married last year is also present too in another photo where he is bare-chested holding the baby close to his hands.
The elegant photo has been shared across the internet as many criticized the photo shoot while others applaud the move.
Related: Bishop Kiuna’s brand new private jet cause a storm (Photos)
The extensive photo shot also sees the Reverend Kathy and her other daughter Stephanie making an appearance as well as Kovac’s family.
Here are the photos of the two parents during their wedding:
In case these are not enough, see more photos in Venessa Kiuna’s Instagram account
We wish them all the best.