You Want To Eat At Mama Atieno’s? Here Are The Rules!
Having lunch at a kibanda is not for everyone, I tell you. And this has nothing to do with how much money you have.
Have you seen the rules for eating at the nearest ‘humble food outlet’ (this is a kibanda in English, right? haha)? Don’t try if you can’t handle, I warn you early.
The hashtag #KibandaskiCommandments was trending at number one on Twitter, today. The comments under this tag were extremely hilarious.
This time team #KOT decided to educate us on what is acceptable and what’s not if you decide you will be having lunch at Mama Shiro’s today.
Ladies and Gentlemen (drum rolls), I present you the rules of eating at a kibanda;
Vexillah VraieCherie @cherievexie Thou shalt not order pizza, ask where the washrooms are, or behave in a manner likely to suggest you’re in Kempinski #KibandaskiCommandments
Kennedy W Nyoro @kwnyoro Thou shall order food peaceful, for you shall get a generous sosa. This is the only commandment with a promise. #KibandaskiCommandments
Kennedy W Nyoro @kwnyoro Thou shall compare or covet your neighbors food. The serving mood of the cook varies with how you order #KibandaskiCommandments
gerymunga @gerymunga #kibandaskicommandments THOU SHALL NOT COMPLAIN WHEN YOU WHISPER TO THE WAITER AND THEN SHE SHOUTS YOUR ORDER WHILE STANDING NEXT TO YOU
Ayuku Otundo @ayukuayuku #KibandaskiCommandments thou must ask for saucer ata kama u will give the neighbour
Conversationalist @RamzZy #KibandaskiCommandments If you ordered beef & the sukumawiki it came with smells like fish Odhis in the kitchen is using one serving spoon.
Bilha Nyawera @bilha_nyawera Thou shall you never forget some tablets of Actal during meal hours #KibandaskiCommandments
♛ⓦⓐⓗⓤ @wahuKE #KibandaskiCommandments whichever container imetumiwa kuwekea salt either ya omo ama royco has been washed thoroughly so tulia
Eddiest @Eddiest_KE #KibandaskiCommandments Though shall not be ashamed of the quantity. It’s all in the mind!
PRINCE DUKE @donny_duke #KibandaskiCommandments thou shalt not look into the water you are drinking
Eddu Miqwi @Miqwi #KibandaskiCommandments thou shall not judge the eating habits of thy fellow kibandaski associate, akitoa shati akule ni sawa
There you go! If you believe you can handle it, go ahead and dine at the nearest kibanda.
Those rules though! Hehe, Ni ngori msee.